it's getting hot out there

can't believe we were  butt-deep in snow last month, and it's 80 freaking degrees today.  not that im complaining, i love the heat, but jazmine prefers it to be freezing cold.  don't know what up with that, the heat makes me smell even better than when it's cold.  AND, i dont have to wear the SWEATER.

this morning though, we head out of the early walk, and i can feel the heat coming up from the ground, and yeah, you know we can't sweat right?  but, it's all good, we just pant along, knowing we will be home soon.  but jazmine stole the show with a flat out stop-sit-stay that kinda put my person over the top, congrats jgirl!

now there are definitely some things that i have perfected in my daily walks to make my person really irritated.  first there is the stopping at every corner to pee over another dog's pee.  that lasted for a while until , lets refer to it from now on as THE INCIDENT, and so she kinda tells me where to pee now... and i do it.  then, there came the "pulling" to see whatever it was i wanted to see.  pulling is fun but only for me.  you see, the first thing that every one sees is a 12 lb dog pulling a grown human in any direction on the sidewalk, funny for me, not so much fun for my person.  so that has also come to an end.

but nothing that i have done ever solicited the reaction from my person as today, when jazmine decided it was too damn HOT, and sat down in the middle of the sidewalk.  her paws trembling, tongue sticking out, she wasnt going anywhere.  my lovely person was trying to pull her, but jazmines butt was clamped on the ground.  cant even imagine what muscles worked to pull that off.

after immiting a backward scream, on the street, that sounded like literal pain, finally, my person had to pick that bitch up, and walk her ass home, in style.

im laughing, but on the inside.  im not the only crazy dog in town.