dogs not allowed

i mean, what does that even mean?  i dont get it, why arnt we allowed EVERYWHERE?  its like that day that my person went to the highlands, and i didnt go, or i couldnt go, because dogs are not  allowed.... but baby persons are?  i mean whats going to disturb you more, me running around, coming up to you and charming the shirt off your back or some crying xsmall human giving you a headache. i rest my case, thank you.

so, it got me thinking about dogs not being allowed in certain places.  this is where we should be more like France.  come on, wouldn't you want to be eating a baguette, looking down and seeing me begging you for a stray piece?  you'd never have to worry about leaving a crumb behind, because id be there, making sure your chair, or floor or armrest was devoid of anything left.

i mean, we are the last ok discrimination left.  we are allowed in your beds, your sofas, your arms.  we are allowed to kiss you like desperate 15 year old boys, allowed to put our butts in faces, hump stray legs and yes, even allowed to fart and hear how cute it smells.  but we are not allowed to follow you into a food joint and sit on the floor while YOU do all these things?

yeah, you're hearing me now, and you're in the zone.  so, say it with me,   dogs should be allowed to go anywhere and everywhere, because if we are allowed to sleep with you, we should be able stay with you the rest of the day, eating, shopping , whatever else you have in mind.... without being shooed away...

.. what?  yes, that's right.  we are like desperate 15 year old boys.  and you still love us.